February 3, 2023
What is The Weirdest Question Your Child Has Ever Asked You?

What is The Weirdest Question Your Child Has Ever Asked You?

What is the weirdest question your child has ever asked you? Letโ€™s laugh together for a while and forget about the hash economy.


Grace Lawrence: My son of six suddenly came up with a question why he is dark and the sister is fair, he proceeded with: was I fair when I was a baby and I said yes, he then added: that means the cream you use on me made me dark, he then concluded: mummy next time use fast action cream like senior Anthonia’s own. Apparently he saw my girl’s cream with fast action boldly written on the container. Hmmmmm upon all my explanation to him that his ears were dark as a new born which was a sign of him being dark later on, that only is body was fair. Omo he told every one that cares to hear in the house that mummy made him dark๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.

As for the ‘next time use fast action cream’, please someone should help me ask him which next time he is talking about ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Ayisha Shittu: A neighbor’s child has been disturbing me to return my baby to the owner his reason is that I wasn’t the one that brought her in my sister was the one that was carrying her when we came back from hospital
So when ever she cries he always remind me to call her mom and I am tired of explaining to him

O’Jay Nkiru: When she was 3yo, my daughter asked me why my bumbum is so big. That was after I bent over to pick something from the kitchen floor then last week she asked me why is it that when a man marries a woman, it is the woman that moves into the man’s home? Come and see me giving lectures oo

Precious Chiwendu: If God is Jesus daddy, who is God’s daddy and God’s mummy?
I said I don’t know . He now said but you are a teacher naaa you suppose to know everything. Emmanuel please go and sleep. I ga ajugbum n’ajuju.

Feji Gilbert: Mummy all my friends have grandmother but you said my grandmother is in heaven can I go and see her? Me no ๐Ÿ˜” my daughter you can’t go to heaven now

Ayebami Solomon: Daddy who born my grand mother
Me: it is her own mother
Daddy who born her own mother
Me: it is somebody, I no get strength abeg

Helen Bulus: Mummy wen will u buy me a sister, all my class mates have sisters nd brothers except me….

Anyway i promised him soon ooo dat i need to gather enough money to buy his sister.

Sophia Davies: Mummy y did u marry this daddy? Simply because daddy refuse us buying something that particular day. Lol

Akam Prayer: My 5 year old daughter doesn’t like eating so one day when she started her usual food time drama I had to remind her that there are people who are even looking for food to eat but don’t have.
She: But why don’t they have food to eat?
Me: Because they don’t have money to buy food.
She: So how come we have food?
Me: Because we always pray to God.
She: So why don’t they also pray to God?
Me: Young woman, eat this food!!!

Temitope Cande: Mummy why do you have big bumbum?
Me:God likes to make big things.
Mom why is it whenever you are walking your bombom will be shaking

Timipa Aghu: I was telling my neighbour dat i liked palm wine but i don’t like the odour n her 3years old daughter just said, mummy buy the odour i like odour

Iyere Dennis: Mummy is daddy your husband??
Me: No ooo he is my Bishop…
Mummy is it wen we were in heaven Daddy married you?
Me: no oo it is when you were in church praying…
Mummy is it daddy that named you Onosetale
Me: no ooo it’s my ancestors
Mummy did you go to university?
Me: no ooo i only went to village school…

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Yusuf olu: My son said daddy what’s wrong with our generator, his elder sister told him the generator needs service. My son said daddy should go and buy service now

Royal Omaleecha: ๐Œ๐ฒ 3๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐š๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐š ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ง๐ง๐ฒ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐š๐ ๐จ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ข ๐Ÿ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฅ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ.
๐Œ๐ฒ ๐๐š๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ž๐ซ: ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ?๐Ÿ™„
๐Œ๐ž: ๐‡๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ ๐๐š๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐Ÿ˜Š
๐Œ๐ฒ ๐๐š๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ž๐ซ: ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ง๐Ÿคญ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ ๐จ๐š๐ง ๐ฉ๐จ๐จ๐ฉ๐จ๐จ. ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐Ÿ™Š
๐Œ๐ž: ๐‡๐š๐š!๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Ngozi Okpala: My 3year old daughter went to the church and saw the Holy Cross and then she shouted that mum there is blood on Jesus body why are you or nobody cleaning it. Come let us go to the altar and clean Jesus blood.

Peace Kanu: My neighbor son 3years then, said he will marry me i said no problems, each time my fiancรฉ came to see me he will frown n excused himself,one particular day after my fiance left the little boy came and ask me aunty joy am i not okay for u? I nearly faint out of shock

Mohammed Adamu: My neighbor kids between 4 n 3 were talking about me d one dat is 4 years was telling the younger sister dat am 3years old dat why I am small I weak she was really convincing her sister don’t u see she is 3 years she is small n fat

Elisha Amor: The boy of 4 years old ran into the room holding his front, the he asked his mother, Mummy what is this, and the mother could control her self with laugh๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
She then said to him; go and ask your daddy ๐Ÿคฃ
I have to call him and asked him if someone sent him but he said NO

Edoma Johnny: Since my son started school Mary has been in one position,on our way back he saw some sisters at the back of hilux sitting and holding maryโ€ฆhe shout mummy where are they taking mary to?? What is Mary doing at the back of hilux.Even me I was shocked because Iโ€™m not a catholic hmmm

Juliet Ngozi: My very good friend got married May and gave birth December my son ask me that means the child is premature and I said no then he said that means she was pregnant before marriage na but how come na;?

Isaiah Idoko: My Son misbehaved and I flogged him, after he cried for about 2 minutes, he asked;
” Daddy are you my friend?”
I pretended like I didn’t hear him because I was still angry! he came closer and says, answer before I give this sweet to another person and you will start crying…๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

I laughed I nearly faint.

May God bless those seeking for the fruits of the womb in Jesus name….

Oluchi Eziefula: We live in England. One day we were passing close to a bus stop where there were many people and my 3 years old daughter asked me on top of her voice, โ€˜mummy do you like white or brown people?

Omolara Koko: Mummy but you said it’s good to keep someone’s virginity till on wedding day, so why were you pregnant of me before your wedding?

Chika Obi: So a family friend brought her three daughters to spend d weekend with me cos she was going for a wedding… Note that they knew my husband before I came into d picture and our marriage was just a month old..

Samantha (2nd daughter). After looking at me for a long time, aunty u say uncle is ur husband?

Me…….. Yes
Samantha…. So if uncle is ur husband where are ur children?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
Me…… Don’t worry, very soon u will see dem.
Samantha…… Ok


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The funny thing was that I noticed that she has been worried and wanted to ask dis question but didn’t know how to..

Omowumi Ronke: My 6yrs old daughter once asked me…mummy where did we(herself and siblings) came out from when you were birthing us? Is it stomach, buttock or where?… I just laughed don’t even know what to say

Lizzie Henry: My daughter was staring very intensely at our wedding portrait and then she asked,”Why are we(me and my brother) not in this picture?

Me: You both were in heaven then.

She: Why didn’t you and dad come to pick us?

Me:Abeg o๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

Tarinabo Koriwori: When I had my son 2020 my daughter of 6 asked me with all seriousness,
Mummy how did this boy entered your stomach and the doctor called you to remove him,
Na there I confuse o.
Her elder sister asked me:
Mummy what is that thing that boys are using to pee that is making their pee to long? She immediately gave us a name (otolet) Ikelemo Maria can relate, I first run go toilet go laf belefull first before I came back to explain it to her.

Ohanugo Ugochi: So mummy it was your mummy that taught you everything?
I said yes
Even how to cook?
I said yes!
Even how to beat (sonyodi) somebody?
I opened mouth ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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Idoko Isaiah: “Daddy Mummy’s birthday is today, are you not going to help her celebrate the birthday”?

Are you not buying her own cake?

After me done scope Mummy to chill that things are hard, this year, pikin come bring me out! And immediately she made that comment, Mummy’s face changed, I had to order for an emergency cake.
Children eh.

Shayan Yashim: My six year old asked me:
Daddy when will you get us a sister
Four year old asked: daddy why do you beat mummy at night? I always hear her cry

Oluwasaun Obassa: Son: Mummy how did you give birth to me

Me: you entered into my tummy and I born you

Son: mummy how did I enter inside your tummy, where did I pass through?

Me: Ask your daddy he put you there.

Son: My daddy put me , how did he do it

Me: live me alone ,he put you from heaven, he will explain when comes.

Rita Odion: My 5yr old son asked me recently wen his sister’s ‘peepee’ will grow.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… That is it because him and his elder brother are big boys that’s why their own has grown??๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ I laughed so hard and started explaining. Especially d part of not touching or playing with her/his or anybody’s peepee. God help us mothers

Kachie Achor: I brought out a new bedsheet to spread on our bed, it had plenty love shapes. My 5 year old walked in just on time and shouted mummy so you are still in love with my daddy, see plenty love on your bed…

What is The Weirdest Question Your Child Has Ever Asked You?
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